*Lifting a 28 pound turkey is harder than you might think. Your hands wont work. Neither will a large spatula. Try two large dinner plates, one under each end.
*Electric knives are excellent for turkey carving.
*Stick your turkey drippings in the freezer and the fat will be easy to scrape off the top. (FYI, you can use potato flakes in your gravy to thicken it up.)
*If you're making Peanut Butter Pie, don't cook the custard too fast, (it'll burn) Don't cool the milk in the sink (it'll get a dirty spoon thrown in it and water poured on it) and don't forget the sugar. (It just doesn't seem right somehow without the sugar.) (I'm working on my third batch. Wish me luck on this one.)
Gotta go to bed now. I have another Turkey to cook in the morning. And mashed potatoes. And a couple of Peanut Butter Pies.