(Sorry to string you along, but it's just so fun.)
For today, I only have one thought:
Doug wasn't here for church today. I got myself and the boys ready and we were only five minutes late. This beats our latest late trend by about 10 minutes.
This leads me to only one conclusion: It's Doug's fault.
Doug's excessive primping is the reason we're late every week. I blame him. And only him. As a matter of fact, I would have been right on time if Doug hadn't previously hidden the lesson manual. (Let's just say I didn't do a whole lot of prep for the lesson this week. Sorry girls.)
So yeah. It's you sweetie. It's all you. I guess YOU'LL have to get your pretty little self out of bed earlier...not me.
I love you anyway!