Me: Doug LOOK! (Pointing more pointedly.)
D: What? (Without looking up.)
Me: I said 'look!’
D: Just tell me!
Me: When I say 'look', you have to look or you'll miss it.
D: Or you could just tell me...
Me: If I wanted to tell you, I would have told you!
Me: Usually saying “look” means there’s something I want you to see!
D: You’re taking 8 years of baggage and applying it to this situation.
Me: (trying not to laugh while also throwing something at his head.)
(Okay, I didn't throw anything this time, but I would have been totally justified.)
(Sadly, he's right. It's true!)