I need to throw a Grand Opening Party for Doug's office.
Now, I love me a good party, but I'm no professional party planner and I don't feel qualified to throw this caliber of shindig.
See, for MY type of party, I buy some yummy desserts, invite a bunch of people over, we hang out, listen to music, and possibly play a really long strategic game like Settlers. (If my guests are the type of people who like Settlers.) Sometimes we watch Brian Regan clips on-line.
I don't do themes and I've never created a custom center piece in my life. (Although I've made some epic birthday cakes.)
Therefore, clearly, I need a party planner.
One catch: I can't pay you. Except with my love and adoration.
Doug can though!
With FREE DENTAL CARE FOR YOUR KID FOR ONE YEAR!!!!
(Is that worth a party? I dunno...I get free dental care for my kids. Do I need to sweeten the deal with a shoulder rub?)
If you come from out of state, I'll even throw in room and board in our guest room (or garage depending on if I've met you before...)
In exchange, you would plan and throw the party (with a tiny budget provided by us) and then a bunch of people would show up, think it was awesome, and give us their unwavering loyalty (and business) for life.
One other catch: We should probably do this thing in the next three weeks.
No pressure though...!
And hey, I've already made a huge contribution!
Tooth shaped tooth-picks.
So do I have any takers?
(And before you ask, YES I'M SERIOUS!!!!)
(Why does no one ever take me seriously?)
(Don't answer that!)