I've been having some "health" problems lately that are rather disturbing. Here are a few of the symptoms I'm dealing with:
>My hair is falling out by the fist full.
>My skin is broken-out and my fingernails are growing at warp speed.
>Today I made myself an omelet for dinner and then voluntarily ATE IT!
>The minute I wake up in the morning I start calculating how soon I can reasonably go back to bed.
>Jeans that were loose when I bought them have now taken on the characteristics of Spandex which I must now pour myself into each day (at around noon).
>I have to eat ice cream every single day. (Okay, so maybe that's not really a new thing...)
>I have to wake up once (sometimes twice) every night to pee.
>I burp frequently but have to be sitting straight up to do so. (I know...so unladylike...my mother would be appalled...)
So is it time to visit a specialist? Is it a tumor? A strange disease? A rouge strain of the bubonic plague????
It's a BABY!!!
Expected end of symptons: Mid May