Woman wearing flourescent orange full body jump suit over her clothes: "I don't have a wire tool, but I have this half eaten dog biscuit..." (long pause while she considers her next statement...) "they're actually pretty good! It's hard to find really crunchy snacks without too much sugar!"
Teacher: "If I win the lottery, I'd love to buy a restored '66 VW bus! ...I actually spent a year and a half living in one!" (Confirmed my suspicion that all pottery teachers are ex-hippies.)
Woman 1: "So how was the date otherwise...?"
Woman 2: "You mean besides his age and his body?"
(Neither were up to her standard. Evidently women are allowed to lie about their age on on-line dating services, but men are NOT.)
Woman 2: "He did have horses..."
Me: "This is way more interesting than the audio book I was going to listen to...!"
Teacher: "Everyone needs to get out of here! I have a cold Stella waiting for me in the car and a woman in a teddy waiting for me at home!"
I love taking pottery!!!