OF COURSE you noticed my awesome new Masthead. It was created by my extremely talented friend Katie.
Katie and I worked together a long time ago in the same department at UVSC.
I bought her friendship with candy bars.
Then later she and her husband bought my house.
I got the better end of both deals.
(I wish she were here now to buy my current house.)
Back to the point: she has mad computer skills and she made me a cool masthead.
And she can make one for you to. She charges $100.
(Do you mind that I just started a business for you Katie?)
You only get this deal through me! Everyone else she charges $150.
AND if you call in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in this set of Ginsu knives ABSOLUTELY FREE! Please make your checks payable to Emily Dub. (I'll make sure Katie gets plenty of candy bars!)
P.S. Katie is NOT addicted to candy bars. She only loves them as much as any other red-blooded American.
P.P.S. I'm still making changes to my blog. Pardon my dust.
(Sorry Chrissy! This is the best I could do.)