Do you people know what you're missing by not coming to Japan?
Besides a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to stay with me in Japan???
Yeah, you're not only missing this...
and these punks:
You're also missing the 100 Yen Store!!!
Where you can buy this...
("Life is not easy...but not too bad.")and this...
(Training Chopsticks)and this...
(Flower shaped "Vegetable cutters - small")
(Used for Bento boxes...and pottery.)and these...
("Milk Tooth Box - Also as a trinket box!")
(Where you put your baby teeth, silly!)
for only 105 yen*!!!
(Honestly, you're losing money by not coming...)
Get your priorities in order people!
And get to Japan!!!
*Yes...technically it should be the 105 Yen store, but that doesn't have the same ring to it, now does it!?!?