Just so you know:
And I've made some unfortunate wardrobe choices.
(The empire waist may be "in" but it's not slimming!)
This has led to a few people asking me if I'm pregnant.
The answer is no.
No, I'm not.
But we have been trying unsuccessfully for a year which has led me to soothe my soul with copious amounts of M&M's.
So in a way, I AM carrying a baby.
A ten-pound food baby.
(We're happy together.)
Just wanted to clear that up!!
Oh, and one more thing:
To the Bratty Girls in 1st-12th grade who used to look me up and down and say
"UGH! You're so SKINNY you make me SICK!" (Not a compliment.)
I just have one thing to say:
...I'm still skinnier than you.
Sorry.
xo
-Em
(But to all you NICE girls out there, don't worry! You are WAY skinnier than I am! Really! I'm so sorry for being bratty! It's because it's way past my bedtime and I had way too many M&M's tonight while watching Burn Notice! Can you forgive me???!!!???)
