I hope you're happy Jen Ross!
#6 When I was twelve years old I found a stock broker in the Yellow Pages and bought a few shares of Disney Stock with my babysitting money. I still have them. And until a few years ago I still had the stock broker. I miss you Bonnie.
#5 Every single year I ask for a Chia Pet and "The Clapper" for Christmas. And I never get either one. But one year (around age 11) I did get a Dust Buster.
#4 I was engaged to someone else before Doug. We broke up on Christmas day.
#3 Based on the number of unexcused absenses I had my senior year, I should not have graduated.
#3a. I graduated because teachers always liked me.
#2 I secretly want a puppy even though I unsecretly hate dogs.
#2a. Doug and I had a pet snake that got cooked to death over Christmas vacation because of a faulty thermostat. (Our apartment did NOT smell good when we got home.)
#1 I can't "tag" people to do blog meme's because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings by leaving them out.
#1a. Once my friends and I wanted to toilet paper a whole block of houses so we wouldn't hurt anyone's feelings. But the cops caught us before we even started.
#1b. I still feel bad for every time I was ever mean to anyone ever in my entire life.
#1bi. I'm sorry if I was ever mean to you or ever hurt your feelings. I'M SORRY!!!
Tag. You're all "it".
I forgive you honey!
ReplyDeletei forgive u too!! just kidding. i don't think you have ever BEEN mean to anyone. i just can't see it.
ReplyDeleteI can confirm the cooked snake. I had to assist in the clean up.
ReplyDeleteThat cooked snake story is really gross, I'm offended now...
ReplyDeleteD'oh!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was awesome. That was one of the most unusual memes I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteYOu're funny. That poor snake. Michael and I met that snake. May he rest in peace.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with you people?!?!? That was not just any snake! That was Billy the Ball Python. I raised that snake and kept it alive for YEARS. It survived a Utah winter in the cinder block walls of the Brittany Apartments! It was practically invincible.
ReplyDeleteThen I gave it to Emily and within 1 week, she has killed it dead. Not even that, she broiled it until it exploded.
Stop giving sympathy to this reptile killer sister of mine and pity poor Billy!