When they arrived and Doug handed me baby Ashley, I said; "See, this is what adoption is like. Someone hands you a cute little baby and there's no additional wear and tear on your body!" (I have 5 adopted nieces and nephews. I do realize it's not quite THAT simple.)
*Sam has been officially diagnosed with ADHD. The "inattentive" type. (Max is the "hyperactive" type.) Awesome.
In the throes of motherly guilt (since I was diagnosed with ADD in first grade) I asked Doug, "What about you? Do you think you could have been diagnosed with ADD or ADHD as a kid? You were pretty hyper, weren't you...?"
Doug: "Well, there was that time I chased my sister with a knife...and since my parents weren't home, someone had to call the neighbors to come over to help..."
Uh huh.
Thus we see this is all DOUGS fault. No more guilt for me!
*It's been cold and wet and overcast all week. A few minutes ago I walked by the window and huge snowflakes were filling the sky. Five minutes later it had stopped again.
*We like to save up our maintenance issues until we have more than one. Then call all of them in at the same the same time. Doug called yesterday and promptly at 10 this morning, seven Japanese men showed up at my door. Two came in to fix the dishwasher (it was making noises), two came to fix the stuck closet door, and three went upstairs to fix the water pressure in the showers. (Kramer would love it. But it makes me feel like I'm being sand-blasted every day.)
Of course, all of them took their shoes off by the door. (This is standard procedure and we do it too.) I noticed at least two wearing the socks with the individual toes.
They all went to their separate parts of the house and did their jobs. Within 25 minutes, all of them had asked me to check their work and had left. All problems fixed to perfection.
Contrast that to calling a repair man or plumber in America. It's never quick. It's never easy, and they track mud through the house. (In my experience.) Plus, I usually wondered if the slovenly men I was letting into my home had criminal records.
Sometimes living here makes me despise American customer service. Okay, a lot of times.
We could learn a lot about courtesy and efficiency from the Japanese.
Plus, why don't we wear cooler socks?
*At the beginning of the week, we let all the kids pick their favorite meal and made a dinner menu. Max choose "Wizard Wonton Soup"--a Sneaky Chef recipe from her second cookbook.
Unfortunately, the commissary was out of Wonton wrappers. So we bought Lumpia wrappers and I cut them into quarters and used those. Who knew the Lumpia would dissolve when placed in the simmering broth?
When I served the soup, the ground turkey/veggie filling was floating unwrapped in the extra thick broth. Like square meat balls. Fortunately--for everyone's sake--the kids ate it anyway.
And that's all I have energy to write.
It's 6:42 p.m. I'm going to bed.
Emmy,
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to say about the extra children, but medicate them or medicate yourself, or all of you! Sammy is a sweetie and will be fine because he has the best Mommy ever. The wonton soup sounds yummy! I'm glad everyone ate it despite the disappearing wontons. Maybe you can give the wizard credit for that trick! I loved this post and the last!
Love- Annon. but you know who I am......If not, I am related to you, I live in the northern hemisphere, I am your favorite sibling, I have brown hair and blue eyes, & we used to share a room.
Dude it is totally that easy.
ReplyDeleteThe phone rings.... what you are on your way to my house with a newborn baby girl?
Well I am out? How long do I have to get home... 15 minutes!
Door bell rings... handed naked baby! (They were nice enough to give her a diaper!)
Sign here! (Better than FEDEX!
TA-DA!!!!!
Just like that, but then maybe I am just lucky?
I am still laughing about the soup part:) I probably would have bought the same thing! Glad to know not to use them instead of wonton wrappers.
ReplyDeleteHey, I totally get mommy guilt...sigh. I love Sammy. He is the sweetest. And he loves my baby, so he gets extra brownie points for that.
So funny that you mentioned customer service in Japan. I just blogged about that too:) I cannot believe how punctual they are!